† RIP Renfield #721 – † COLUMBUS DAY †

† RIP Renfield #721  –  †  COLUMBUS DAY  †

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ISSUE # 721———-———Oct-12-2013

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COLUMBUS DAY
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NEW  ISSUE  EACH  WEEK !!!

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Don’t be a stranger…

I can be contacted at
RIPRenfield@aol.com
or better yet
gary.renfield@gmail.com

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Weather is ‘gorgeously’ autumn

and I’m still feeling like a 25 year-old

who just moved out of his parent’s house

for the last time….. NI-ICE !!!



HAD A RELATIVELY QUIET BIRTHDAY

BUT WAS ENJOY-ABLE…

(got plenty of calls AND international congrats)


I broke my Atkins diet for the day…
Okay, but not a big deal…
can go back to the regimen easily.
(eating carbs & sugar just weren’t that special)

Been cleaning, throwing out ‘junk’,
and just getting things in order…

EVEN GOT 99% OF MY XMAS SHOPPING DONE.
The ideas & internet searches were a snap !
(multiple stores, all FREE shipping)

I’M IN THE ‘GROOVE’ !!!
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R.I.P

CAL  WORTHINGTON

004 - RIP DEAD - CAL WORTHINGTON

Calvin Coolidge “Cal” Worthington was an American car dealer,
best known on the West Coast of the United States,
and to a more limited extent elsewhere,
from minor appearances and parodies in a number of movies.

Known as a ‘character’ in his TV commercials,
he was usually joined by “his dog Spot,”
except that “Spot” was never a dog.
Often, Spot was a tiger, a seal, an elephant, a chimpanzee,
or a bear. In one ad, “Spot” was a hippopotamus,
which Worthington rode in the commercial.
On some occasions, “Spot” was a vehicle, such as
an airplane that Worthington would be seen standing atop
the wings of while airborne.
“Spot” was officially retired in the mid-1980s.

005 - rest in peace cal worthington car lot

REST – in – PEACE
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Winston Churchill

006 - bulldog


ALTHOUGH PREPARED FOR MARTYRDOM,

I PREFER THAT IT BE POSTPONED.


AN APPEASER IS ONE WHO FEEDS A CROCODILE,

HOPING IT WILL EAT HIM LAST.
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DOGGIE SENSITIVITY TRAINING ?

(or calling their handlers racist?)

A new report on the Canine Special Detail

of the LA Sheriff’s Department

shows that police dogs bite

a disproportionately large number

of minority suspects.

007 - police dog

First of all, I’ve NEVER had a confrontation
with a police officer that required
the ‘presence’ of a police dog.


NEXT,

IF YOU’RE NOT COMMITTING A CRIME
AND/OR FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS

(without a ‘discussion’ questioning those instructions),
WHY WOULD THERE BE A NEED OF A CANINE ?


IF DOGS ARE INDISCRIMINATELY UNLEASHED
ON LAW-ABIDING PEOPLE,
THEN THERE’S A PROBLEM !!!

(I guess theyll force dogs to bite unsuspecting
white people to ‘even’ out the statistics)

I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY THEY
DON’T STRIVE FOR AN ENTIRE
MINORITY POLICE FORCE
AND SEE THE RESULTS ?

(it would be an interesting experiment)

WOULD THEY PUT UP WITH EVEN LESS NONSENSE,
OR START ‘JUMPING-ON’ WHITE PEOPLE ?


ADDENDUM…

There’s a local story in my town
about a woman sue-ing for a gazillion dollars
for an ‘over zealous’ police officers
removing her from her car.
Waiting for her kids to get out of school,
she was parked next to a yellow curb.
The legally parked car in front of her left,
and she pulled up.
Just then a cop supervisor pulls up next to her
and tells her she can’t park there.
I’ve taught my kids that the answer is…
“OKAY OFFICER, YES OFFICER”
and do what they tell you.
This woman gets into a ‘discussion’ (argument)
with the cop because ’she has rights’.
It ends with her not getting out of the car on her own
and the cop dragging her out.
NOW SHE’S SUE-ING… EXCESSIVE FORCE !

(he should have ‘tasered’ her)

THE COP RIGHT OR WRONG ASKING HER TO MOVE,
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NOTHING
HAD SHE JUST MOVED THE EFFIN’ CAR
and kept her BIG, argumentative mouth shut !!!


SOMETIMES YOU MAKE YOU OWN TROUBLE !


one more thing…

This ain’t THAT KIND of town.
I’ve lived here 30 years,
it’s a mixed community & nothing like this,
to my knowledge has ever happened before.

(racist cop using excessive force)

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“An idealist is one who,

on noticing that a rose

smells better than a cabbage,

concludes that it will also make better soup.”

H. L. Mencken
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A US man declared dead

after he disappeared nearly 3 decades ago

cannot now be declared officially alive,

though he has returned home in good health,

a judge has ruled.

008 - legally deceased gavel



WooHoo !!!

Where do you sign up ?

Can’t arrest a dead man,
can’t tax a dead man,
rules for the living don’t apply.

It’s a free pass for mayhem !
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(his ‘widow’ even gets to keep (and continue receiving)
his monthly social security death benefits)

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GLACIER MELT AFTER 1000 YEARS ?

009 - melting glacier

Logs and stumps can be seen underneath

the thawing 37 square mile Mendenhall Glacier

in Alaska, with some of the trees

still bearing roots and bark.

A case can be made for GLOBAL WARMING,
but the evidence here seems to show
that it’s a natural occurrence,
not necessarily related to humans !

(ancient forrest frozen over… global cooling ?)

Who global warmed or cooled back then…?
Could it be natural ’swing and sway’
of the enviroment bigger than man’s contribution?
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A WEEK AGO

there was a shocking Chinese statistic reported !

China use 2 million people to monitor online traffic !

010 - chinese snoop computers

The news story was a back-handed  putdown of China…

POLICE STATE… look at those awful people….

BACK IN THE USA ?

Less inflammatory is the story about a power surge
that ruined a million dollars worth of equipment (not the first time)
in a million square foot NSA snooping facility,
whose power requirements run a million dollars a month…
one of 3 such facilities under currently under construction.

That does not include all the other snooping facilities
already capble of closely watching american citizens
and worldwide internet traffic…

IS CHINA’s snooping shocking…
or are they just keeping pace with the USA ?


(or vice versa… a SNOOP RACE ?)

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A new study suggests that some species of marsupials

mate with such vigour & intensity

that it quite literally kills them.

011 - marsupial sex - dead

The scientists say that males die in large numbers
after mating with as many partners as possible.


Turns out it would be the same with human males,
but the problem is finding agree-able females.
In real life, a guy is usually thrilled
to find ONE female
willing to lower herself into
taking on his ugly ass !

BUT EVENTUALLY WOMEN
GIVE-UP EVEN MINIMUM STANDARDS
FOR MATING PURPOSES

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” IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST

DEGRADING THINGS I’VE EVER DONE”

No, not RIP Renfield this time !

Miley Cyrus’ back-up dancer reveals she was left
’shaking and crying’
after controversial VMA (twerking) performance.

012 - miley vma dance bears

FIRSTLY… ‘ONE’ OF THE MOST DEGRADING ?

She’s got experience being upset !
WHAT WERE THE OTHERS THAT MEASURED UP ?
Like dancing in a bear suit ?



NEXT…

Didn’t this ‘performer’ attend rehearsals ?
No one held a gun to her head to take the job !


NOW SHE COMPLAINS ?

(After taking a paycheck and for the press?)
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“Life is like a penis –

simple, relaxed and hanging free…

it’s women who make it hard.”
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Weber Middle School in Port Washington, Long Island

banned ball playing and unsupervised cartwheels

during their 20 minute recess period.



GREAT…

Their next complaint will be about

the lazy, inactive, video kids.

013 - inactive kid tv snacks

CAN THE CHILD OBESITY PROBLEM

BE FAR BEHIND ?



Shouldn’t (organized?) activity
be encouraged ?

Why not just ‘put-out’ recess supervision ?
(instead of asking for public ridicule)
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Three cases of Krokodil drug use,

the ‘flesh eating’ drug,

have now been reported in Chicago

and doctors say two of the women

thought they were using heroin.


FRIGGIN’ CALL OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD !

Our drug addict heroin abusers
MUST be given a safe, ‘clean’ product,
so they can contribute to socie…

ER, NEVERMIND !

014 - krokodil-heroin waste away

‘Infected’ heroin is a good reason
to stay off the stuff.
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“Circulation of newspapers has fallen to all-time lows.
They say newspapers are becoming obsolete.
I’ll tell you how bad it’s gotten.
Today I saw a homeless guy sleeping on a park bench
with an iPad on his face.”
– Jay Leno

015 - bum sleep on bench

I just realized,
we no longer have ‘BUMS”,
instead they get more respect by being called
‘HOMELESS’.

I guess it’s now the ‘B’ WORD,
soon to be followed by the ‘H’ WORD !

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This is the end

Beautiful(?) friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end

Of everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end…

016 - rocky squirrel- the end

I SAID,


IT WAS THE END !!!
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other renfield links…
Northern Exposure: “The Eagle Has Landed” (an alternate ending)
over 100.000 combined NX hits…
RetroWeb Classic Television: Northern Exposure
read both NX stories…the alternate final episode and a christmas episode.

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