† RIP Renfield #716 – † LABOR-IOUS DAY †

† RIP Renfield #716 – †  LABOR-IOUS DAY  †

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ISSUE # 716———-———Aug-31-2013

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LABORIOUS  DAY
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NEW  ISSUE  EACH  WEEK !!!

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Don’t be a stranger…

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or better yet
gary.renfield@gmail.com

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HO-HUM

Another Summer Gone !

Al least you adults aren’t going back to school.

Unless you are teachers,of course
and ‘raping’ your community’s
taxpayers for your exhorbitant benefits.

(and I don’t want to hear any whining…
$3 Rx’s, dental, vision, every holiday under-the-sun,
and once you’re ‘in’, employment for life)

ME ?

I’M NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL !
I PAY THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

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R.I.P

Eileen  Brennan

004 - RIP DEAD - EILEEN BRENNAN

Eileen Brennan was the actress best known for her Oscar-nominated role
as Goldie Hawn’s tormentor in 1980 army comedy Private Benjamin.

Brennan, who also appeared in The Last Picture Show and Clue,
was known for her husky voice and spiky demeanour.

After appearing alongside Hawn in the first series of
Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, she was singled out for praise & a Bafta nomination,
for her role as careworn waitress Genevieve in The Last Picture Show.

Brennan continued her association with its director, Peter Bogdanovich,
by appearing in his films Daisy Miller and At Long Last Love.

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She was also seen in comic roles in Murder By Death and The Cheap Detective.

Brennan was seriously injured in 1982 when she was hit by a car
after a dinner with Goldie Hawn in Los Angeles.
She returned to the screen in 1985’s Clue, a murder spoof inspired
by the board game known as Clue.

006 - mrs peacock- eil brennan

REST IN PEACE
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BEEN  PUSHING…

As a result, sleep has been good.
Unheard of, I slept 7 hours in a row !


Saturday nite… 2 am
My daughter sees me up & about
and says…

“You should go to bed”

I say,
“Tomorrow’s Sunday, I can sleep late”

To which, she makes the observation
that I can sleep late EVERY morning !

(nice, no more work)

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WHICH CARTOON DO YOU THINK

THE PC PEOPLE ARE MORE

‘FAUX’ OFFENDED BY ?


PORKY  PIG
(stuttering and fat)

007 - porky pig

or


MISTER  MAGOO

008 - mr magoo

(vision impaired with a buck-toothed
chinese houseboy, Challie (charlie),
with stereotypical accent and all)

009 - mr magoo - charlie-challie

MIGHT BE A CLOSE CALL !!!

(depends what’s ‘wrong’ with your relatives)
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“When the gods wish to punish us,

they answer our prayers.”

Oscar Wilde
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Not punished yet,
and I pray every night !

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DEPRESSED ?

Just read an item bya guy
who hit on 8 of 12 indicators for depression…
AND HE AIN’T DEPRESSED !

Those questionaires ask such innocuous things,
you lose either way.

According to alcoholic questionaires,
I GOT IT BAD !
Except that I have no taste for alcohol !
Take it or leave it… usually a beer
(no wine or hard stuff)
and my last beer was xmas 2010.
(office get together, someone bought me one)

AND MAURY POVICH QUESTIONS ?

Are you sorry you married your spouse ?
(sure, sometimes)

GUILTY !!!

Like the craft-illy constructed survey
they gave us at work yearly.
No matter how you answer,
they can justify any angle they decided
they wanted before you answer.

ALWAYS OPT OUT IF YOU CAN
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“Happiness is nothing more

than good health and a bad memory.”

Albert Schweitzer
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Pisces III

010 - pisces3 crew

Forty years ago two British sailors plunged
almost 1,600ft into an abyss, 150 miles off Ireland,
in a deep-sea submersible. Trapped in a
6ft-diameter steel ball for three days,
the men had only 12 minutes of oxygen left
when they were finally rescued.

VERY INTERESTING
NAIL-BITER OF A STORY


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23862359#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa

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Speaking of water problems,

I’ve had one of my own…

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EFFIN’ WATER COMPANY !!!

They let me know that my water meter
wasn’t registering and I owed them back money.
My wife did the bills and never noticed we were
only paying the facilities charge !  None for water !

They replaced the meter, waited a month,
then back charged me
BACK TO 20-FUCKIN-11 !!!
(about 2 years worth at once)
It was a $700 bill due now !

I phoned to see if I could ‘negotiate’,
all my charm for naught.

(even the stroke card didn’t work)

I pointed out it was THEIR error
and a sin they didn’t notice for years !


They DID have a valid excuse though
for not picking up on it sooner.
Many vacant houses, vacation houses,
and homes for sale have bills
similar to mine all the time.

I’M GOING TO PAY HALF-AND HALF.
DOESN’T ‘HURT’ AS MUCH

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ON  THE  ROAD

(UNDER THE GROUND?)


WITH  SCOTT

(lurky)

I live about a half mile south of Holy Cross Cemetery
which is part of Mission San Fernando’s property.
It is well known as the resting place of Ritchie Valens.
I didn’t know till this morning how many other well known people reside there.
Bob Hope has his own Grotto there where he’s interred.
The sites I couldn’t find today, but will in the future
with better directions include William Bendix, George Gobel,  Ed Begley Sr,
Penny Singleton, Eddie Quillan,  and Dick Foran.
I did find some though, and I will send them one at a time
so they dont end up zipped.

011 - lurky1-richy valens

012 - lurky2 - chuck connors

013 - lurky3 - waltr brennan

014 - lurky4 - wm frawley

Here’s the last I got today,

enjoy…  Scott
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the trick to holiday weekends

is to NOT end up

as an image photographed by Scott (lurky)

DO YOUR BEST

and keep those calls & dollars coming in…
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Northern Exposure: “The Eagle Has Landed” (an alternate ending)
over 100.000 combined NX hits…
RetroWeb Classic Television: Northern Exposure
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