† RIP Renfield #714 – † EVEN LESS THIS WEEK †

† RIP Renfield #714 – † EVEN LESS THIS WEEK †

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ISSUE # 714———-———Aug.-17-2013

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EVEN LESS THIS WEEK
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NEW  ISSUE  EACH  WEEK !!!

PAST ISSUES ARCHIVED at…
www.RipRenfield.com
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Don’t be a stranger…

I can be contacted at
RIPRenfield@aol.com
or better yet
gary.renfield@gmail.com

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I got even less this week !!!

It’s not really the blues…
things have been going pretty well lately.

I just took a step back
and got involved in other things.
Either that, or I’m enjoying the weather too much.

I have plenty of time,
I’m just not feeling my funny bone !

I’m thinking of taking it easy
and come back with a BIG Labor Day Issue

(in September)

UNTIL THEN,

A MORSEL OR TWO


and there’s always the archives.
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R.I.P


Jonathan Winters

004 - RIP DEAD - JONATHAN WINTERS

Quite embarassingly, the announcement
of his death was headlined by
MORK & MINDY STAR DIES
Having had an iconic career
(50 movies, tons of tv, stage, stand-up & albums),
his ‘final season’ work on M&M
definitely didn’t define his fame.
HE WAS A GIANT IN HIS DAY !
M&M was one of his poorer choices.
(must have owed a favor, or lost a bet)

005 - mad world rest in peace

REST   -  IN   -   PEACE
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“Inspiration is wonderful when it happens,

but the writer must develop

an approach for the rest of the time…

The wait is simply too long.”

That’s where I’m at !!!

(14 years later)
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I WAS ABLE TO HELP
A RIP READER FROM SOUTH AFRICA.

She saw a B&W surfer pic I embed
in a RIP bottom graphic
and use once a year.

She wanted a bigger, better resolution pic
to make into a poster.
I save everything and found my better version
that I used years ago in an item.
Still wasn’t large enough !

Seemed I was the ONLY one who
fancied the coming attraction pic
on the last page of a Playboy Mag
(2005 – 2007 ?)

I mentioned the problem to my daughter
(after searching off-computer archives,
old mags, & clipped out items for scan)

She matter-of-factly mentioned a web site
I was totally unfamiliar with…
TIN EYE REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH
www.TINEYE.com

Upload YOUR pic and THEY
search out copies of your pic
that other morons uploaded !

My one-of-a-kind came right up !
Around 10 other available copies
with one very large one !

RENFIELD DOES IT AGAIN !!!

Here’s the pic in question…

006 - topless surfer girls

She thought it ‘artsy’ enough
for a framed wall hanging in her workshop.

(not shrunken heads… she’s a fashion designer)
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I included 2 BONUS pics
but all they got was a laugh…

I think they’re very ‘artsy’ !

WHEW….WOMEN !!!


007 - topless shower girls-fav

NICE SHOWER WITH A FRIEND

AFTER THE SALTY WATER

(I LOVE THIS PIC).
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AND A ‘BID ADIEU’

TO THE SETTING SUN

WHILE YOUR SWIMSUIT DRIES
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008 - 2 girls hand on ass
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AND ADIEU TO YOU TOO

THAT’S ALL
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009 - rip bottom nude oil painting
COMMENTS ABOUT R.I.P. RENFIELD???
opposing opinions are welcome, but since I’m the only employee of RIP,
you might be wasting your time…

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other renfield links…
Northern Exposure: “The Eagle Has Landed” (an alternate ending)
over 100.000 combined NX hits…
RetroWeb Classic Television: Northern Exposure
read both NX stories…the alternate final episode and a christmas episode.

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