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† RIP Renfield  # 608 – the Party IS Over †

June 11, 2011

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The party IS over !!!

for both Congressman ‘Dickie’ Weiner
AND all those graduates !

Time to sober up and put yer pants back on !
Good advice for the grads too !!!

IT’S TIME TO GET TO WORK !

(not ‘monkey’ business)

When did the AMA make ’sexy-flirting’
a recognized disease that can be treated ?

(weiner has a ‘disease’, it wasn’t his fault)

YOU’D HAVE TO SIGN UP

MOST OF THE POPULATION !

And what health insurance
is willing to cover this ‘disease’ ?

NOT THE ONE THEY’RE TRYING TO
(pardon the expression)
FORCE DOWN OUR THROATS !

R.I.P

Respect for Politicians
(they keep lowering-the-bottom)
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R.I.P



Ferlin Husky was a pioneering country music entertainer
in the 1950’s and early ’60s known for hits like
“Wings of a Dove” and “Gone.”.

Inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame.
(2010)
With his resonant voice and good looks,
Husky was one of the most versatile entertainers
to emerge from country music.
He was a singer, songwriter, guitarist, actor,
and even a comedian whose impersonations ranged from
Bing Crosby to Johnny Cash.
He was one of the first country musicians to bring
the genre to television and helped spread its popularity
in booming post-World War II .

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the WEINER pic ?

YEAH, YEAH…

I’M NOT ‘ALL IN’ ON THIS SCANDAL…
BUT IT WON’T STOP ME FROM COMMENTING….

I haven’t seen it
and have no interest in seeing it.

But was very entertained by the release of it
and the ensue-ing entertaining tv & radio.
(colbert’s a pisser)
I got caught up in the ‘release’  LIVE,
right at the beginning thanks to satellite radio.
NOW THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT !
(who cares about some guy’s dick… not me)

BUT IT BOTHERS ME THAT
SOMEONE IN A RESPONSIBLE POSITION
HAS THE TIME FOR ALL THAT NONSENSE
WHILE THE COUNTRY GOES TO HELL !

IT BOTHERS ME THAT SOMEONE
CAN BE THAT STUPID
THAT HE ISN’T AWARE THAT
HE IS TRACE-ABLE ON THE INTERNET !

Also, a small bother to me that the media
is concentrating negatively on the guy who had the pic,
instead of the guy who posed for it !
(aww.. he’s a good guy, his wife’s pregnant)

(maybe his wife should spend more time at home
instead of on the road with her ‘girlfriend’ & ‘feed’ him)
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WEINER-GATE !!!

Quick… to the Weiner-mobile !!!

A few things about the sex-crazed congressman…

Why would he be texting incriminating photos
less than a month after another NY politician
got caught texting shirtless photos
and resigned VERY quickly ?
(like Weiner, more photos to come)

Years ago, I explained the online facts-of-life,
never going to disappear aspect of the internet,
to my pre-teen kids with a warning about
ending their access FAST if they were
as stupid as the congressman !
THEY’VE HAVE MORE SENSE !
(Weiner DOES come across as computer ‘naive’)

I’ve heard it claimed this knuckle-head is a hard worker…
Like most politicians, he obviously has alot of free time !

TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS !

Give him (them) more work !

Congress should meet more often with longer hours !
If he had a REAL job… the bosses would
find something else for him to do !

Hmm… I haven’t heard many supportive comments
from their ‘friends’… and a situation like this
is one her boss, and their wedding-vow-giver,

THE CLINTONS
would really not want to be involved with !

How dare Weiner be so arrogant to think
his ’superior language skills’
would allow him to razzle-dazzle everyone,
and talk his way out of it !

A REPUBLICAN WOULD BE CRUCIFIED !

In this case…
EVEN FELLOW DEMOCRATS WANT HIM OUT !
(make Weiner a long-ago memory by election time)

BUT LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE…

AT LEAST HE WASN’T TEXTING

UNDER-AGE BOYS !!!
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THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT

Nice little movie… but the politics suck !
If you stick to the love story, it’s palate-able…

ANYWAY…

There’s something that’s always bugged me about the movie.
(not just america being insulted, not ‘charmed’, by a dating pres.)

NEAR THE END OF THE MOVIES…
Michael J. Fox rushes out of the excited press room
(after an explosive speech by the president),
and says VERY notice-ably…

” HE HAS THE ENTIRE PRESS CORP
ASKING HOW TO SPELL ‘ERUDITE’ ”

I know what the word means,
but for the ENTIRE press corp to be puzzled…
IT MUST HAVE BEEN USED
DURING THE PRESIDENT’S SPEECH !

I’ve heard that speech more than a few times
and ‘erudite’ IS NOT spoken by anyone !

(on the cutting room floor?)

addendum…

If you plan to watch the movie again one day,
check IMDB.com for a LONG list of
goofs & continuity problems…
You’ll be amazed at what you didn’t see
the other times you watched it.
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WEINER-GATE  DEFENDED ?

As John Stewart said…
(speaking of congressman weiner)

“Sometimes we forget these people are humans…”

Remember him saying that about

Palin, Cheney and  Bush?


ME-THINKS MR. STEWART

HAS A POLITICAL AGENDA !

(wow… too bad weiner wasn’t a republican)
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WITH BOTH PARTIES

UNHAPPY WITH WEINER

AND SOME VERY VOCAL ABOUT IT…

IS HE THE VICTIM OF BULLYING ?
(even if deserved?)

the poor guy… it’s not like he was asking for trouble !
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a final WEINER-GATE note…

I came up with the following in seconds…
(NOT DAYS LIKE SOME ASSUMED)
and considering the ‘players’,
it doesn’t come across as an impossible stretch !

MY PREMISE IS THAT…

Hillary was grooming Weiner
as a running mate in the next presidential election !
So her very ‘touchy-feely’, close-quartered, ahem, assistant(?)
is recruited to marry a likely choice for her ticket…

(DUDE, YER IN MY PERSONAL SPACE)


A hard working up-and-comer in the party !
A popular, young, jewish congressman from the northeast.
(Hillary can still command southern support)

The bride? A very savvy Clinton confidant
who knows the ‘ropes’, is very present-able,
and could attract the vote of…
women, middle-eastern types, & muslims.

PLUS, WITH MARRIAGE,
NO NEED TO QUESTION SEXUAL ‘LEANINGS’ !
(of either one)

THE TICKET WOULD BE PALATABLE
TO A WIDE VARIETY OF VOTERS…
and probably put Hillary over the top !

A ‘MELTING POT’ TICKET !!!

The party loyalists, the liberals, the south,
the northeast, jewish voters, muslim voters,
women voters, the youth vote…

(WHO AREN’T THEY AIMING AT?)

IF HILLARY DIDN’T HAVE IT IN MIND,
SHE SHOULD HAVE !
(The Clinton connection went as far as
Bill officiating at their wedding ceremony.)

TOO BAD HILLARY STILL

CAN’T PICK THE RIGHT MAN !
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I LIED….

EVEN MORE WEINER-GATE
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I GOT TO WORK AND MY BOSS
COULDN’T WAIT TO PULL ME TO THE SIDE
TO SHOW ME THE PIC ON HIS PHONE !!!

SAID HE HAD THE ‘DICK PIC’ OF THE CONGRESSMAN !



I TOOK A LOOK AND TOLD HIM…

THAT’ AIN’T THE CONGRESSMAN’S DICK,
THAT’S THE PIC OF ME I SENT YOU LAST MONTH !

addendum…

It was a great day to be a satellite radio subscriber.
(OPIE & ANTHONY,  RON & FEZ)
VERY entertaining to listen to the events
surrounding the ‘accidental getting’ of the ‘dick pic’
and it’s subsequent 3 hour trip around the world !
Plus the subsequent pandemonium surrounding
the release that took alot of pressure off the ‘owner’.
RADIO GOLD !
The actual pic is the most un-interesting thing about the story.
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speaking of…

LAW & ORDER

Did Vincent D’onofrio pick the wrong day
to do a radio publicity tour
for the last ever CRIMINAL INTENT episodes ?

He was in-studio when the ‘dick pics’ were passed around…
(opie & anthony – sirius/xm satellite)
and is being ‘audio excerpted’ on re-broadcasts,
for a silly comment he made during the interview.

AND HE’S WAY TOO RESPECTED AN ACTOR
TO BE ‘BRANDED’ WITH THE SILLY NESS !

addendum….

Ron Bennington is a pistol !
Commenting on a photo of D’onfrio & Opie…
Ron expresses amazement at how much taller
a towering Vincent is than Opie…
Then comments.. OH !!! OPIE’S ON HIS KNEES !
(bon mot)
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cheating ?

(on-line or in person)

SEEMS TO BE A QUESTION


RULE of THUMB

If you’d get upset if your
wife-spouse-partner-steady
was doing the same thing,

IT’S  CHEATING !!!

for example… hypothetically…

if someone named BILL is getting ‘action’
in his oval shaped office…
It should be okay for his wife HILL
to get her ‘carpet’ licked…

WITHOUT IT BEING CHEATING !


Even if it were ‘virtual’…

IF IT UPSETS YOUR PARTNER,
IT’S CHEATING !
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WHAT HILLARY ONCE SAID TO ME…



” NICE DICK !!! “
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AND THAT’S ALL I GOT

TO SAY ABOUT THAT !

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES

I wonder if Weiner has figured out yet
that he isn’t a mental dynamo ?

HE’S ABOUT AS DUMB AS THEY COME !!!
Are there more girls to come?
Some imposters in fact ?
Some children ?
Even guys ?

STAY-TUNED.. IT’LL ALL COME OUT !
If not now, right around election time if he stays in…

As charming & desire-able as I am…
I NEVER take advantage
of the ladies drooling over my emails & texts !

AND

I DON’T NEED A WORLD DISASTER
TO GET ME OFF THE FRONT PAGE !
(now, if I could only get off the wall at the post office)

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so grads?

GET TO WORK

Party now when you are young and stupid,

as opposed to OLD and even more stupid !

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