VERY hard to keep up with
politicians illicit ‘affairs’ & the newly dead lately…
(ah, for the old days, when politicians were just thieves)
((and the dead were still kickin’))

happy father’s day !!!
a mere shadow of mother’s day…
but at least it’s something…

Sorry about last issue’s sign-off…
I REALLY THOUGHT THIS WEEK WAS
FATHER’S DAY !!!
(it’s always Father’s Day on Maury Povich’s TV show)

Geez… I’ve never seen so many rainy days !
We could be easing into Autumn
as easily as approaching ‘official’ summer !

This past Memorial Day ?
Monday holiday, 3 day weekend ?
I LOVED IT AT THE TIME…
but have been off schedule since back to work…
Tuesday felt like Monday, etc…

TOO MUCH CELEBRATION LAST WEEK
FOR THE 500th ISSUE of RIP Renfield…
so I’ll just be ’slapping-together’ something THIS week…
You should have really expected a let-down
after the ’stellar’ issue last week…

This 500th ISSUE Anniversary
is one of the biggest things
to happen to me in a long, long time…

IT’S QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR ME !!!
DEDICATION & STAYING POWER FOR A DECADE !!!

And MOMS ?
You can use the way you get treated this Sunday,
to gauge what you’re going to ‘do’ to your guys for Father’s Day !!!
(also how often and what you’ll be wearing)

FOR YOUR SAFETY….
I’m wearing a surgical mask as I type,
and have just washed my hands…
to protect us all from the swine flu virus…